Tuesday, February 07, 2006
My Crazy SATIRICAL ( a legal defense ) Katie Holmes Related Theory
I have an explanation for the unexplained variations in Katie Holmes' abdominal size. Follow closely:
1.) Tom Cruise and his Scientology 'Team Katie' are completely controlling Katie's every thought and action.
2.) Katie has a bladder that fills with urine as a result of normal human metabolism.
3.) In most normal humans, the bladder is emptied several times a day, usually voluntarily.
4.) Because of point #1, Katie is incapable of any voluntary actions, such as #3
5.) Because of Tom's busy schedule of acting and furniture stomping, he often forgets to tell Katie to go pee
6.) The result of #5 is that Katie's bladder has been stretched to an abnormal size, causing her to appear more pregnant when it is full and less pregnant when it is empty.
I hope this helps clear up the mystery.
Katie Holmes
Tom Cruise ¶ 10:14 AM
1.) Tom Cruise and his Scientology 'Team Katie' are completely controlling Katie's every thought and action.
2.) Katie has a bladder that fills with urine as a result of normal human metabolism.
3.) In most normal humans, the bladder is emptied several times a day, usually voluntarily.
4.) Because of point #1, Katie is incapable of any voluntary actions, such as #3
5.) Because of Tom's busy schedule of acting and furniture stomping, he often forgets to tell Katie to go pee
6.) The result of #5 is that Katie's bladder has been stretched to an abnormal size, causing her to appear more pregnant when it is full and less pregnant when it is empty.
I hope this helps clear up the mystery.
Katie Holmes
Tom Cruise ¶ 10:14 AM
