The AARP Must Boycott Tim Allen's Stupid Remake
When the lazy folks in Hollywood do a remake of a movie that had more pointless sequels than you can shake a stick at, all they can add to the mix is envelope pushing bits of offensiveness. Can someone please start pushing back?

Shaggy Dog trailer...

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  Ashley and Mary-Kate Helped Turn Jodie Sweetin's Life Around
Jodie Sweetin checked herself into Promises rehab facility for six weeks of intensive therapy after a particularly bad three-day bender, which reportedly resulted in an intervention staged by her former Full House costars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget. I think Mary-Kate's role in the event was to point out the 'one child star gone bad per show' rule. The Different Strokes kids ignored the rule and the syndication revenue plummetted.

Jodie came clean about her addiction and recovery on 'Good Morning America'.

Oh, and what is up with that Olsen girl's huge hands and poorly attached ears ?

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  What Was Britney Spears Thinking ?
Pictures published in the New York Post and elsewhere on Tuesday showed Britney Spears at the wheel of her sport utility vehicle, holding her 5-month-old baby, Sean, on her lap.

Now we find out that a deputy paid a visit to Spears' home in Malibu to obtain "contact information" at the request of the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services.

Britney's first response to the issue has been to blame paparazzi for creating a horrifying situation where she was concerned for her babies safety. I would like to point out that in one of the pictures she has the driver's side window halfway down, that's not an indication that she was in the middle of a threatening situation.

Oh, and the above picture is fake, the incident portrayed in the picture never happened. It is intended as satire, and there is precedent that it doesn't have to be funny.

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  My Crazy SATIRICAL ( a legal defense ) Katie Holmes Related Theory I have an explanation for the unexplained variations in Katie Holmes' abdominal size. Follow closely:

1.) Tom Cruise and his Scientology 'Team Katie' are completely controlling Katie's every thought and action.
2.) Katie has a bladder that fills with urine as a result of normal human metabolism.
3.) In most normal humans, the bladder is emptied several times a day, usually voluntarily.
4.) Because of point #1, Katie is incapable of any voluntary actions, such as #3

5.) Because of Tom's busy schedule of acting and furniture stomping, he often forgets to tell Katie to go pee
6.) The result of #5 is that Katie's bladder has been stretched to an abnormal size, causing her to appear more pregnant when it is full and less pregnant when it is empty.

I hope this helps clear up the mystery.

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  I Want You To Enjoy The Dr Phil Soundboard

This is one of those funny things that entertained my family for days, mind you we have issues.

Soundboard...

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  Paris Hilton And Mary-Kate Olsen Are Friends Again
Life and Style Magazine is claiming that Paris Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen talked through things while seated together at a Golden Globes party. Maybe Mary-Kate has an easier time making nice to Paris now that Miss Hilton is in legal trouble on two fronts and getting lots of bad tabloid press. It's called schadenfreude .

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  Brad Pitt Saddened By His Own Wealth And Beauty
Brad was giving a little Buddhism 101 to the London Sunday Times:

"The three terrible karmas are beauty, wealth and fame. They're the things that stop you from finding true happiness. I've always had this kind of congenital sadness. I see the guy out there (himself on screen) sometimes and I want to beat him up."

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  Marilyn Manson To Star In Movie About Lewis Carroll
Marilyn Manson will make his feature directorial debut on 'Phantasmagoria - The Visions of Lewis Carroll.'

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