Green Day Gets Dissed By Some Old Guy

“They’re sticky tape on a duck’s arse. They wouldn’t have survived it. We had to earn our wings."

This is the quote of Johnny Rotten.

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Johnny Rotten  ¶ 11:14 AM 0 Comments

  Jennifer Lopez Is Strong To The Finach...Find Out Why
A Jennifer Lopez quote:

"Since my doctor recommended it I've been on spinach omelettes for breakfast, spinach salad for lunch and sautéed spinach with every dinner.

"I guess if the spinach doesn't help me conceive I'll still end up with Popeye-sized muscles."

Spinach is high in folic acid and iron, which are said to help improve the chances of conception. I think there might be a secret among her staff involving never telling her that she has spinach stuck in her teeth. I will keep an eye out for a picture...it would be wrong to just fake one.

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Jennifer Lopez  ¶ 5:05 AM 0 Comments

  Whtie House Chef and South Park Chef Quit Simultaneously
This cannot be a mere coincidence. I think they may be switching jobs.

Thaddeus Dubois may have had enough of calling the french pastries 'Freedom Pastries', but you just know Matt and Trey are going to noogie him until he gives up every government secret that he is aparty to.


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George W. Bush  ¶ 5:35 AM 0 Comments