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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Britney Spears to Guest Star On 'Will and Grace'
Britney Spears will appear as a guest star on NBC’s “Will & Grace,” Access Hollywood has confirmed.
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Britney Spears will appear as a guest star on NBC’s “Will & Grace,” Access Hollywood has confirmed.
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Jessica Simpson is Confused Again
Jessica Simpson was recently informed by a concerned family member that a 'Buffalo Stance' does not mean on all fours butt nekid.
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Jessica Simpson was recently informed by a concerned family member that a 'Buffalo Stance' does not mean on all fours butt nekid.
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Sunday, January 29, 2006
John Travolta In Drag ?
John Travolta is set to start filming a remake of "Hairspray". He will be in drag playing the role of Edna Turnblad. Billy Crystal will play his husband.
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John Travolta is set to start filming a remake of "Hairspray". He will be in drag playing the role of Edna Turnblad. Billy Crystal will play his husband.
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Saturday, January 28, 2006
What If 'Being John Malkovich' Was 'Being John Goodman' Instead?
Actually the unlikely alternative that scriptwriter Charlie Kaufman mentions is 'Being Sherman Hemsley'. Please Dave Chappelle, come back and do this for us.
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Charlie Kaufman ¶ 12:55 PM 0 Comments
Actually the unlikely alternative that scriptwriter Charlie Kaufman mentions is 'Being Sherman Hemsley'. Please Dave Chappelle, come back and do this for us.
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Friday, January 27, 2006
Brian Quintana Still Has Paris Hilton's Picture On His Website
Brian Quintana loves to have his picture taken with famous people, so much so that he hasn't taken a picture of himself with Paris Hilton off the top of his PHOTOS page on his website. Paris is one of the few people on the page who don't look vaguely uncomfortable when posing with Brian.
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Brian Quintana loves to have his picture taken with famous people, so much so that he hasn't taken a picture of himself with Paris Hilton off the top of his PHOTOS page on his website. Paris is one of the few people on the page who don't look vaguely uncomfortable when posing with Brian.
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Thursday, January 26, 2006
Kevin Federline Is A Rapper ?
Salon points out that an AP reporter (I think they report facts, not opinion) penned this: "Britney's husband's rap is 'incredibly horrible.'"
...and?
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Salon points out that an AP reporter (I think they report facts, not opinion) penned this: "Britney's husband's rap is 'incredibly horrible.'"
...and?
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Angelina And Brad Give Mixed Messages
There are conflicting reports about this question. Angelina supposedly told Robert Rodriguez that she and Brad would never get married, unless their children asked them to. Meanwhile Brad Pitt reportedly told Fernando Meirelles that he and Jolie were going to get married soon.
This is clearly one of two things; unfortunate miscommunication or strategic misdirection.
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There are conflicting reports about this question. Angelina supposedly told Robert Rodriguez that she and Brad would never get married, unless their children asked them to. Meanwhile Brad Pitt reportedly told Fernando Meirelles that he and Jolie were going to get married soon.
This is clearly one of two things; unfortunate miscommunication or strategic misdirection.
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Ricky Martin's Sex Life
"I'm open to everything," Ricky Martin said in an interview, which went on to describe, in detail, how he "loves giving the 'golden shower.'" "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."
My source fails to mention if his sex life involves other people and of what gender(s).
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"I'm open to everything," Ricky Martin said in an interview, which went on to describe, in detail, how he "loves giving the 'golden shower.'" "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."
My source fails to mention if his sex life involves other people and of what gender(s).
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Stavros Niarchos Uses A Fake ID
Paris Hilton was none too happy when she and boyfriend, 19-year-old Stavros Niarchos, were turned away from sister Nicky's New Year's Eve celebration at Pure nightclub. The legal drinking age is 21.
Reports say Stavros flashed a fake ID to get into the party, but was turned away. Nicky and Paris reportedly stormed out of the club. So, if he is not a US citizen and he is carrying false identification, shouldn't he be in lots of really deep trouble?
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Paris Hilton was none too happy when she and boyfriend, 19-year-old Stavros Niarchos, were turned away from sister Nicky's New Year's Eve celebration at Pure nightclub. The legal drinking age is 21.
Reports say Stavros flashed a fake ID to get into the party, but was turned away. Nicky and Paris reportedly stormed out of the club. So, if he is not a US citizen and he is carrying false identification, shouldn't he be in lots of really deep trouble?
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Pamela Anderson Wants To Pull Down Colonel Sanders Statue
So PETA has a point about cruelty in the poultry industry. It's a sad commentary on society that they feel the only way to get attention is through over the top publicity stunts involving Pamela Anderson. What individual people need to do is find a source of free range, humanely killed chickens and buy them instead of the big industry hormone fed lumps of meat. They will undoubtedly cost more, but they taste better too.
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So PETA has a point about cruelty in the poultry industry. It's a sad commentary on society that they feel the only way to get attention is through over the top publicity stunts involving Pamela Anderson. What individual people need to do is find a source of free range, humanely killed chickens and buy them instead of the big industry hormone fed lumps of meat. They will undoubtedly cost more, but they taste better too.
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Kate Moss And Jack Osbourne Make A Cute Couple
The New York Daily News says that Kate Moss was all over Jack Osbourne yesterday morning at Teddy's, which is an after-hours club in Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
Moss has recently undergone rehab for cocaine addiction, but openly admits to drinking alcohol. I can say from personal experience that drinking excessively can lead to physical interactions with people who you would not hug at a funeral if you were sober. I hope you learn from this experience, Jack.
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The New York Daily News says that Kate Moss was all over Jack Osbourne yesterday morning at Teddy's, which is an after-hours club in Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
Moss has recently undergone rehab for cocaine addiction, but openly admits to drinking alcohol. I can say from personal experience that drinking excessively can lead to physical interactions with people who you would not hug at a funeral if you were sober. I hope you learn from this experience, Jack.
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Gwen Stefani Comes To The Rescue Of Unstylish Infants
We knew this was coming. Baby L.A.M.B. was an inevitable progression for singer turned fashion designer Gwen Stefani.
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We knew this was coming. Baby L.A.M.B. was an inevitable progression for singer turned fashion designer Gwen Stefani.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Simon Fuller Has A Full, Lustrous Head Of Hair
During a 1 week period in late December Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Bo Bice were all in the top ten of Billboard's Top 200 chart.
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During a 1 week period in late December Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Bo Bice were all in the top ten of Billboard's Top 200 chart.
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Kinky Nick Lachey Liked To Wear Jessica Simpson's Shoes
Nick Lachey gave this suprising detail of his sex life with Jessica to Elle Magazine. One thing I'm wondering is if this means Nick Lachey has...um...small feet.
A less suprising revelation was the fact that grown man Nick cries regularly.
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Nick Lachey gave this suprising detail of his sex life with Jessica to Elle Magazine. One thing I'm wondering is if this means Nick Lachey has...um...small feet.
A less suprising revelation was the fact that grown man Nick cries regularly.
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Spam Chop Suey
I want to have a regular feature on this blog where I illustrate the most interesting subject line from my hotmail junk folder. This weeks winner is:
"Do you want down sweet virgin nourishing..."
Madonna ¶ 1:36 PM 0 Comments
I want to have a regular feature on this blog where I illustrate the most interesting subject line from my hotmail junk folder. This weeks winner is:
"Do you want down sweet virgin nourishing..."
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Jennifer Lopez Pregnant ?
Upon close examination, Dr. Ted D. Bayer concludes that what celebrity bloggers thought might be a 'baby bump' is, in fact Jennifer's ass.
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Upon close examination, Dr. Ted D. Bayer concludes that what celebrity bloggers thought might be a 'baby bump' is, in fact Jennifer's ass.
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THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF KATIE HOLME'S BABY
*THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF KATIE HOLME'S BABY
Tom Cruise has bought his own sonogram machine so he can follow the progress in Katie Holme's womb.
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*THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF KATIE HOLME'S BABY
Tom Cruise has bought his own sonogram machine so he can follow the progress in Katie Holme's womb.
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Party Pooper
Katie Holmes was among several celebrities being poorly impersonated in a South Park episode titled 'Trapped in the Closet'.
One of the other celebrities took exception to how he was being portrayed and no broadcasters are showing the episode again. People in the UK will never get to see it, which is a shame because it is pretty funny.
This puts crazy Mel Gibson in a good light as he has allowed 'The Passion of the Jew' to be repeated ad nauseum and released as a DVD.
Tom Cruise is not gay and never has been.
Unrelated trivia: Isaac Hayes, who is the voice of Chef is also Scientology's Literacy Ambassador, children.
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Katie Holmes was among several celebrities being poorly impersonated in a South Park episode titled 'Trapped in the Closet'.
One of the other celebrities took exception to how he was being portrayed and no broadcasters are showing the episode again. People in the UK will never get to see it, which is a shame because it is pretty funny.
This puts crazy Mel Gibson in a good light as he has allowed 'The Passion of the Jew' to be repeated ad nauseum and released as a DVD.
Tom Cruise is not gay and never has been.
Unrelated trivia: Isaac Hayes, who is the voice of Chef is also Scientology's Literacy Ambassador, children.
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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie May Fly Into Outer Space On The Virgin Galactic
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have convinced Richard Branson to take them aboard his Virgin Galactic Spaceship which will lift off in 2010.
The couple have paid £115,000 each to ensure they have a seat on the jet; they will be in the company of Sigourney Weaver, Moby, Robbie Williams and William Shatner among others.
So, if they break up before then, it will be a very awkward flight. I sat between my cousin and his ex-girlfriend at a concert once. I think I'm available for the flight if Brad And Angelina end up needing a buffer.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have convinced Richard Branson to take them aboard his Virgin Galactic Spaceship which will lift off in 2010.
The couple have paid £115,000 each to ensure they have a seat on the jet; they will be in the company of Sigourney Weaver, Moby, Robbie Williams and William Shatner among others.
So, if they break up before then, it will be a very awkward flight. I sat between my cousin and his ex-girlfriend at a concert once. I think I'm available for the flight if Brad And Angelina end up needing a buffer.
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Hilary Duff Really Loves Canada
Hilary Duff has an easy time selling concert tickets in Canada, Canadian 'journalists' give her an easy time in interviews. She loves Canada, can you blame her? Here's what she says:
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Hilary Duff has an easy time selling concert tickets in Canada, Canadian 'journalists' give her an easy time in interviews. She loves Canada, can you blame her? Here's what she says:
"I've spent so much time in Toronto and Vancouver, and just touring here so much -- I love it. I like the cold and it's a good change from being in L.A."More...
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Angelina Jolie Ultrasound
Angelina Jolie reportedly had a secret ultrasound scan at Santa Monica's St John's Hospital in California.
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Angelina Jolie reportedly had a secret ultrasound scan at Santa Monica's St John's Hospital in California.
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